Hahahaha! Evil kitty laugh...

Mwahahaha... my humans think that they can ignore me while they're sleeping. I lick their faces, step on their hair, and meow in their ears. It used to work, but lately... they haven't been responding. They just snore, snore, snore. Bah. But I showed my female human last night that she has been neglecting her duty as initial morning feeder and attention giver. As all of my previous methods have lost effectiveness, I invented a NEW one. There she was, flopped on her back, mouth open, peacefully sleeping (read: ignoring me!). Needless to say she was quite surprised when I flopped right onto her face, fuzzy belly down. That woke her right up, yes indeedy. Apparently humans place great importance on breathing. Mwahahaha! She shall no longer ignore me, Bonsai Empress of the Universe. And once I have her trained, I shall move onto the male human. And then, the rest of the human race! But first, a nap on my male human's chair.