While my owners were out bowling...

This is how they found me. All covered in the evidence. The wonderful, smelly, green evidence. While my owners were out, I witness that they left in such a hurry as to leave the cabinet door containing the spices open. I played it cool, laying in MY chair, until I heard them drive off. Then, quickly and ever so gracefully proceeded to pull down a baggie containing my favorite spice... CATNIP. The twisty tie holding the baggie closed proved to be no challenge what-so-ever. I ripped right through the plastic and spread the entire contents across the kitchen floor. I know I have a problem as much of the cat society does, but man, that stuff was GOOOOOD. I rolled, frolicked and pranced around in the green wonder for 2 hours. I got a bit dazed and felt a bit guilty, but the guilt was only passed over by the wonderful high I felt. Like the ye ol' days of kittenhood.

My owners thought it was amusing and didn't have anything bad to say. In fact, they just starred and laughed. What wonderful owners to recognize I have a problem. They did clean up the mess, but not before I could get one last sniff.


Ahhhh!!!!