Since it's your birthday....

Dear Female Owner (although really I prefer to think of you as my "servant")

Since today is your birthday, I shall let you have the computer chair. And I won't even complain. I hope you have a wonderful day! I shall do my part by looking adorable, playing bouncy ball fetch with you, and purring lots while I sit on your lap.

Happy Birthday Female Servant! er, i mean, owner.

- Bonsai the Princess Kitty

p.s. Sorry for biting you when you picked me up off the chair earlier. Whoopsies.