There it is! My precious..... My precious.....

While my owners were out bowling...

This is how they found me. All covered in the evidence. The wonderful, smelly, green evidence. While my owners were out, I witness that they left in such a hurry as to leave the cabinet door containing the spices open. I played it cool, laying in MY chair, until I heard them drive off. Then, quickly and ever so gracefully proceeded to pull down a baggie containing my favorite spice... CATNIP. The twisty tie holding the baggie closed proved to be no challenge what-so-ever. I ripped right through the plastic and spread the entire contents across the kitchen floor. I know I have a problem as much of the cat society does, but man, that stuff was GOOOOOD. I rolled, frolicked and pranced around in the green wonder for 2 hours. I got a bit dazed and felt a bit guilty, but the guilt was only passed over by the wonderful high I felt. Like the ye ol' days of kittenhood.

My owners thought it was amusing and didn't have anything bad to say. In fact, they just starred and laughed. What wonderful owners to recognize I have a problem. They did clean up the mess, but not before I could get one last sniff.


Ahhhh!!!!

My Chair

Here I Am Once Again Taking My Chair From Its Rightful Owner. When Will They Learn...

Ode to the left lower corner of the bed

Just wanted to give a shout out to my new found friend, the left lower corner of my human's bed. We've been spending a lot of time together as of late and I just wanted to voice my appreciation. Here's to you bud...

A Picture Share!

Me And My Fuzzy Ducky Taking A Nap :) Ah, This Is The Life...

A Picture Share!

I Bumped My Head While I Was Wrestling A Fierce Bouncy Ball Yesterday. My Left Eye Is A Little Squinty, Which I Think Gives Me A Rakish Look. Im Spending The Day Resting So Ill Heal Quick And Then My Owners Can Stop Worrying. Im A Tough Kitty!

Hahahaha! Evil kitty laugh...

Mwahahaha... my humans think that they can ignore me while they're sleeping. I lick their faces, step on their hair, and meow in their ears. It used to work, but lately... they haven't been responding. They just snore, snore, snore. Bah. But I showed my female human last night that she has been neglecting her duty as initial morning feeder and attention giver. As all of my previous methods have lost effectiveness, I invented a NEW one. There she was, flopped on her back, mouth open, peacefully sleeping (read: ignoring me!). Needless to say she was quite surprised when I flopped right onto her face, fuzzy belly down. That woke her right up, yes indeedy. Apparently humans place great importance on breathing. Mwahahaha! She shall no longer ignore me, Bonsai Empress of the Universe. And once I have her trained, I shall move onto the male human. And then, the rest of the human race! But first, a nap on my male human's chair.

This is my bag baby.