Friday, July 16, 2004

My owner's arm

I have just determined that the back of my male owner's arm is quite
tasty. When I want to be petted and he is at his computer
(happens a lot), I just jump up on the arm of the chair and start to bite
his arm. It works 100% of the time. I recommend this method
to everyone!

Thursday, July 08, 2004

Since it's your birthday....

Dear Female Owner (although really I prefer to think of you as my "servant")

Since today is your birthday, I shall let you have the computer chair. And I won't even complain. I hope you have a wonderful day! I shall do my part by looking adorable, playing bouncy ball fetch with you, and purring lots while I sit on your lap.

Happy Birthday Female Servant! er, i mean, owner.

- Bonsai the Princess Kitty

p.s. Sorry for biting you when you picked me up off the chair earlier. Whoopsies.

Happy Birthday Cassie!!!

This is the first birthday of my female owner that I have been here to witness. If the large amount of boxes, bags, and wrapping paper are any indication.. I think I LOVE birthdays!!

Just want to say a little note to my female owner that I sure think you are swell! Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!
-your favorite princess kitty.

Tuesday, July 06, 2004


My female owner (who I adore) fluffed a pillow on the couch. I took this as an invitation for me to take a nap. I don't need MUCH of an invitation when it comes to that. It was a fine nap until my male human decided to take ANOTHER picture of me with his new camera. The flash is really bright and it woke me up. It was a really good nap... a really good nap.

Thursday, July 01, 2004

The evil moths shall perish!

I have been challenged of late by a flock of pesky moths, that flutter tauntingly outside the windows of my human's home. They flitter back and forth just out of reach... if they would only come a little lower I know that I could somehow escape the window and jump out and eat them up! Not that I think they'd taste good... but they're pissing me off! Sigh... now I'm all worked up. Back to the couch for a nap.


I know you just got a new camera.. I shall give you an action shot!!! HAHAHAHA. Your foot stinks...


Ahh... that's the spot. Goodnight all.