Catnip
My owners grow fresh catnip for me (for I don't have a license). While this is sweet and all, I find it annoying that I don't have unrestricted access to it. It just sits there, outside my window all day. When the breeze is right, I can smell it from everywhere in the house yet it is outside my reach. Do my owners not trust me? Why can't they put a pot inside and I'll just nibble on it whenever I want? They trust me with the kitty grass, why not the catnip? This whole thing just fills me with woah.
