Dumb Dog

Despite what that stupid teenager of a dog said, I haven't blogged much because I've been too busy studying Zen buddism. Not because I'm too lazy. Honestly. All HE does all day while the humans are gone is lay in his doghouse sleeping with his drooly tongue hanging out of his mouth. I do not comprehend why my servants - er, I mean my humans - insisted on getting him. Perhaps I should encourage them to study the art of Zen as well. It might help them understand the lack of logic in their decision. And then they'd get rid of him, and I wouldn't have to worry about avoiding his un-meditative presence in the house anymore. Although I might miss the exercise I get from letting him chase my around. Soooo amusing, him thinking that he actually has any chance of catching me! Meow! He he he.

OK, go away now, all of you. I'm busy elevating my consciousness. And don't forget to feed me again like you did the other night, or I'll do cat yoga on your chest while you're trying to sleep.